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Winners Of My 1,000th ColdFusion Post

By Ben Nadel on
Tags: ColdFusion

Last Friday, I posted my 1,000th ColdFusion blog post on Kinky Solutions. In the spirit of loving ColdFusion, I reflected upon the last 8 years of my ColdFusion life regarding what ColdFusion has meant to me and I asked others to share their stories as well. I had said that from those pro-ColdFusion comments, I would pick some winners this morning to receive gift certificates. I wanted to pick those winner randomly. Now, picking random numbers in ColdFusion is a rather straightforward task. But, I wanted to keep this task interesting (it's Monday morning after all). So, rather than just using ColdFusion's RandRange() method, I created a custom RandRange() method powered by Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" search functionality:

	hint="I use Google's Im Feeling Lucky functionality to help pick out a random number.">

	<!--- Define arguments. --->
		hint="I am the lower-bound inclusive value."

		hint="I am the upper-bound inclusive value."

	<!--- Define the local scope. --->
	<cfset var LOCAL = {} />

	<!--- Create a random set of keywords. --->
	<cfset LOCAL.Keywords = [
		"sexy", "muscle", "voluptuous", "saucy", "naughty",
		"protein", "hairy", "sweet", "squating", "kinky",
		"amazon", "fetish", "plump", "smooth", "fitness",
		"smile", "fresh", "pumped", "delicious", "happy"
		] />

		Shuffle keyword array to get a new, random result from
		Google's I'm Feelin Lucky search results.
	<cfset CreateObject( "java", "java.util.Collections" ).Shuffle(
		) />

	<!--- Build the search query with the first 3 keywords. --->
	<cfset LOCAL.Criteria = (
		LOCAL.Keywords[ 1 ] & " " &
		LOCAL.Keywords[ 2 ] & " " &
		LOCAL.Keywords[ 3 ]
		) />

		Get the first result from Google search. Wrap this in a
		Try/Catch incase it timesout and throws an error.

		<!--- Grab random result. --->

			<!--- Referer from google. --->

			<!--- The search query. --->

			<!--- Im Feeling Lucky submit button. --->
				value="I'm Feeling Lucky"


		<!--- Catch http connection errors. --->

				There was an error connecting to this site.
				Try another attempt.
			<cfreturn GoogleRandRange(
				) />


	<!--- Check to see if we connected. --->
	<cfif NOT FindNoCase( "200", LOCAL.HttpGet.StatusCode )>

			The random result may have failed. Return a
			new random result.
		<cfreturn GoogleRandRange(
			) />


		ASSERT: At this point, we know that the CFHTTP get
		was successfull.

	<!--- Remove any non-word characters. --->
	<cfset LOCAL.Content = REReplace(
		) />

	<!--- Grab a random character in the content. --->
	<cfset LOCAL.Char = Mid(
		RandRange( 1, Len( LOCAL.Content ) ),
		) />

	<!--- Get the difference betweent he min and max value --->
	<cfset LOCAL.Range = (ARGUMENTS.MaxValue - ARGUMENTS.MinValue) />

		To make sure we get a sufficiently large value from
		which to pick (increasing the randomness), let's multiple
		the selected ASCII value by the length of the content.
	<cfset LOCAL.HighAscii = (Asc( LOCAL.Char ) * Len( LOCAL.Content )) />

		Return the lower bound value plus the MOD of the high
		ascii to the range.
	<cfreturn (
		ARGUMENTS.MinValue +
		(LOCAL.HighAscii MOD LOCAL.Range)
		) />

Now, obviously, this method is not completely random since the I'm Feeling Lucky site is picked from a finite set of keyword combinations. However, for our purposes (which is just to have fun), this should be sufficient.

Picking The Winners

Once I had the above function in place, I counted up the qualifying comments from my previous post and then called the GoogleRandRange() method four times. Here are the winners of my 1,000th ColdFusion post and a $25 gift certificate:

  1. Tom Chiverton
  2. David Stamm
  3. Yves
  4. Matt Gifford

Congratulations guys! Let's keep the ColdFusion party going!

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Reader Comments

Holy cow - what a delightful surprise on a Monday morning!

And congratulations on your 1001st post, which includes one of the wackiest random number generators I've ever seen. :)


You've made my day!!

I'm mostly a "lurker" on the blogosphere.... I've enjoyed reading many of your posts... loved the Object Orientation posts.

ColdFusion rocks.


Peace dude!

That is a truly twisted and inspired way to get a random number. I'm a little bummed that you couldn't work QoQ into it, but then I know you need to protect the image of your sanity with the community.

Gratz on your kilopost.

Congratulations guys. Thanks for sharing your stories. And please, feel free post comments any time - I love a good conversation.


I was actually a bit inspired by your comments the other day. I can't remember the post, but I remember it has a query of queries :)

A couple notes here-

First, is it possible to search ANYTHING related to programming without your site coming up first? It always even comes ahead of livedocs (which I am glad about). Great job.

Second, are there more than 24 hours in your day? You pump out a ton of content for only a 24 hour day. Keep it up. You inspire us all.

This is all backwards... Ben, the community owes you a huge debt for your hard work and dedication. I've said it many times and I'll say it again, THANK YOU!

Next time I'm in New York, I'd like to take you out for a beer or three ;-)