Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers (Vol. 14)

Posted May 25, 2007 at 8:01 AM by Ben Nadel

Tags: ColdFusion


 
  
  

 
Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers  
 
  
  

Hey Lenny, what do you call a modern application that's only running ColdFusion 4.5 and suffers from serious spaghetti code?

I don't know, what?

Still better than ASP!




Reader Comments

Tom Chiverton
May 25, 2007 at 8:21 AM // reply »
42 Comments
50 Points

But ColdFusion's dead, and ASP isn't ! ComputerWorld said so - it must be true !

:-)


Ben Nadel
May 25, 2007 at 8:31 AM // reply »
10,640 Comments
69,065 Points

Come on! Let's face it. ColdFusion is horrible. If ColdFusion was worth anything, I think it would be used by MORE than just 75 of the Fortune 100 companies:

http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/proven/

Frankly, 75 is just embarrassing! I don't know how ColdFusion gets out of bed in the morning?!?


Fernando S. Trevisan
May 25, 2007 at 8:59 AM // reply »
8 Comments
25 Points

Great! hahaha!

I'm glad that this comic strip didn't have the word "wife" on it. :)


Ben Nadel
May 25, 2007 at 9:02 AM // reply »
10,640 Comments
69,065 Points

Ha ha :) Don't worry, the next few won't have "wife" in them.


Anon
May 25, 2007 at 9:38 AM // reply »
6 Comments
23 Points

I thought the punchline was MySpace.


Ben Nadel
May 25, 2007 at 10:15 AM // reply »
10,640 Comments
69,065 Points

Ha ha ha ha :))


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