Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers (Vol. 11)

Posted May 1, 2007 at 2:55 PM by Ben Nadel

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Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers  
 
  
  

ColdFusion is soo awesome and powerful that sometimes when I program with it, I think my hands are going to explode from the awesomeness!

You know, you always rant about how ColdFusion is better than any other programming language, but, you just can't ever seem to prove it.

I also can't prove that your wife is in your neighbor's bed right now, but does that make it any less true?




Reader Comments

Jimmy
May 1, 2007 at 5:00 PM // reply »
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I would totally bang his wife.... unless she's a stick as well.... then I'd have to really think it over first.


Ben Nadel
May 1, 2007 at 5:56 PM // reply »
11,238 Comments
75,337 Points

Well excuse me, Mr. "I have standards" :)


Jimmy
May 1, 2007 at 6:00 PM // reply »
6 Comments
1 Points

HAHAHA!


Anna
Dec 28, 2011 at 11:07 AM // reply »
369 Comments
3,916 Points

@Jimmy,

that's different from most men, most men like sticks. :-P Anywho, I've noticed the theme through these is that the man who has the wife who is sleeping around on him is always working hard, and the other dude seems lazy like he is never working. Or maybe he is brilliant and always gets his work done fast and then slacks around? Anyway...just something I noticed.


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