Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers (Vol. 8)

Posted April 20, 2007 at 11:03 AM by Ben Nadel

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Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers  
 
  
  

I heard this awesome joke last night: So, there's this ColdFusion programmer, an ASP programmer, and a .NET programmer. The CF programmer writes killer apps, the ASP programmer completes most of his projects, and the .NET programmer can't bear to come into work most days.... what do they all have in common?

They've all slept with your wife?

Sometimes I hate you.




Reader Comments

Rob Wilkerson
Apr 20, 2007 at 12:15 PM // reply »
43 Comments
1 Points

Seriously, man. What kind of women do you date? Sheesh. :-D


Ben Nadel
Apr 20, 2007 at 12:24 PM // reply »
10,640 Comments
69,065 Points

The problem is that I wrote all of these a while back, so they are in a bit of a groove. I have some newer ones that are a bit different.


Rob Wilkerson
Apr 20, 2007 at 12:25 PM // reply »
43 Comments
1 Points

Well, most have been entertaining, but I can't help but notice a common theme... :-)


Ben Atkin
Apr 20, 2007 at 12:26 PM // reply »
8 Comments
22 Points

This one's going on the wall, along with Vols. 1 and 4.

Hilarious.


Ben Nadel
Apr 20, 2007 at 12:31 PM // reply »
10,640 Comments
69,065 Points

Ha ha. Awesome.


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