<cfset objMap = StructNew() />
<cfset objMap[ "heart" ] = "<3" />
<cfset objMap[ "I haven't a clue" ] = "404" />
<cfset objMap[ "Any day now" ] = "ADN" />
<cfset objMap[ "As far as I know" ] = "AFAIK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Away from keyboard" ] = "AFK" />
<cfset objMap[ "As soon as possible" ] = "ASAP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Age/sex/location?" ] = "A/S/L?" />
<cfset objMap[ "Bye for now" ] = "B4N" />
<cfset objMap[ "Back at the keyboard" ] = "BAK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Big ass smile" ] = "BAS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Be back in a bit" ] = "BBIAB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Be back later" ] = "BBL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Bye bye now" ] = "BBN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Be back soon" ] = "BBS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Big evil grin" ] = "BEG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Boy friend" ] = "BF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Big fucking deal" ] = "BFD" />
<cfset objMap[ "Bye for now" ] = "BFN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Big grin" ] = "BG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Beer in, beer out" ] = "BIBO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Blow it out your I/O port" ] = "BIOYIOP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Belly laughing" ] = "BL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Busting my gut with laughter" ] = "BMGWL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Back-of-the-envelope calculation" ] = "BOTEC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Be right back" ] = "BRB" />
<cfset objMap[ "But then again" ] = "BTA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Been there, done that" ] = "BTDT" />
<cfset objMap[ "By the way" ] = "BTW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Bursting with laughter" ] = "BWL" />
<cfset objMap[ "But what the heck do I know" ] = "BWTHDIK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Coffee in, coffee out" ] = "CICO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Chuckle and grin" ] = "C&G" />
<cfset objMap[ "Continued in next post" ] = "CNP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Come right back" ] = "CRB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Crying real big tears" ] = "CRBT" />
<cfset objMap[ "See you" ] = "CU" />
<cfset objMap[ "See you later" ] = "CUL" />
<cfset objMap[ "See you later" ] = "CUL8ER" />
<cfset objMap[ "See ya" ] = "CYA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Cover your ass" ] = "CYA" />
<cfset objMap[ "See you online" ] = "CYO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Doing business as" ] = "DBA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Dead link" ] = "DL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Don't let the bed bugs bite" ] = "DLTBBB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Do I know you?" ] = "DIKU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Did I tell you I'm distressed" ] = "DITYID" />
<cfset objMap[ "Dirty old man" ] = "DOM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Dozing off soon" ] = "DOS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Don't quote me on this" ] = "DQMOT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Do the right thing" ] = "DTRT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Don't write back" ] = "DWB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Evil grin" ] = "EG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Excuse me for butting in" ] = "EMFBI" />
<cfset objMap[ "E-mail message" ] = "EMSG" />
<cfset objMap[ "End of message" ] = "EOM" />
<cfset objMap[ "End of thread" ] = "EOT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Face to face" ] = "F2F" />
<cfset objMap[ "Frequently-ask question" ] = "FAQ" />
<cfset objMap[ "Fingers crossed" ] = "FC" />
<cfset objMap[ "First in, still here" ] = "FISH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Far more than you ever wanted to know" ] = "FMTYEWTK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Falling off my chair laughing" ] = "FOMCL" />
<cfset objMap[ "From the bottom of my heart" ] = "FTBOMH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Fucked up beyond all repair or recognition" ] = "FUBAR" />
<cfset objMap[ "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt" ] = "FUD" />
<cfset objMap[ "For what it's worth" ] = "FWIW" />
<cfset objMap[ "For your information" ] = "FYI" />
<cfset objMap[ "Grin" ] = "G" />
<cfset objMap[ "Go ahead" ] = "GA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Get a life" ] = "GAL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Garbage in, garbage out" ] = "GIGO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Grinning, ducking, and running" ] = "GD&R" />
<cfset objMap[ "Girlfriend" ] = "GF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Gone for now" ] = "GFN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Gotta go pee" ] = "GGP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Gee, I wish I'd said that" ] = "GIWIST" />
<cfset objMap[ "Good luck" ] = "GL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Give me a break" ] = "GMAB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Great minds think alike" ] = "GMTA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Giggling out loud" ] = "GOL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Going to read mail" ] = "GTRM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Glad to see you" ] = "GTSY" />
<cfset objMap[ "Hug and kiss" ] = "H&K" />
<cfset objMap[ "Hugs and kisses" ] = "H&Ks" />
<cfset objMap[ "Have a good night" ] = "HAGN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Have a nice day" ] = "HAND" />
<cfset objMap[ "Hanging head in shame" ] = "HHIS" />
<cfset objMap[ "How's it going" ] = "HIG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Hi there" ] = "HT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Hope this helps" ] = "HTH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Head up butt" ] = "HUB" />
<cfset objMap[ "In any case" ] = "IAC" />
<cfset objMap[ "In any event" ] = "IAE" />
<cfset objMap[ "I am not a lawyer" ] = "IANAL" />
<cfset objMap[ "I see" ] = "IC" />
<cfset objMap[ "I gotta pee" ] = "IGP" />
<cfset objMap[ "I hate acronyms" ] = "IHA" />
<cfset objMap[ "I hear you" ] = "IHU" />
<cfset objMap[ "If I remember correctly" ] = "IIRC" />
<cfset objMap[ "I love you" ] = "ILU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Immediate message" ] = "IM" />
<cfset objMap[ "In my considered opinion" ] = "IMCO" />
<cfset objMap[ "In my humble opinion" ] = "IMHO" />
<cfset objMap[ "In my not so humble opinion" ] = "IMNSHO" />
<cfset objMap[ "In my opinion" ] = "IMO" />
<cfset objMap[ "I am sorry" ] = "IMS" />
<cfset objMap[ "In other words" ] = "IOW" />
<cfset objMap[ "I'm posting naked" ] = "IPN" />
<cfset objMap[ "In real life" ] = "IRL" />
<cfset objMap[ "I think I'm going to be sick" ] = "ITIGBS" />
<cfset objMap[ "I will always love you" ] = "IWALU" />
<cfset objMap[ "If you see what I mean" ] = "IYSWIM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just for grins" ] = "J4G" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just a bunch of disks" ] = "JBOD" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just in case" ] = "JIC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just kidding" ] = "JK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just my opinion" ] = "JMO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Just to let you know" ] = "JTLYK" />
<cfset objMap[ "ok" ] = "k" />
<cfset objMap[ "Keep it simple stupid" ] = "KISS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Keep in touch" ] = "KIT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Kiss on the cheek" ] = "KOTC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Kiss on the lips" ] = "KOTL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Know what I mean?" ] = "KWIM?" />
<cfset objMap[ "Later" ] = "L8R" />
<cfset objMap[ "Later gator" ] = "L8R G8R" />
<cfset objMap[ "Later dude" ] = "LD" />
<cfset objMap[ "Long-distance relationship" ] = "LDR" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laughing head off" ] = "LHO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Lots and lots of thunderous applause" ] = "LLTA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laughing my ass off" ] = "LMAO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laughing my socks off" ] = "LMSO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laughing out loud" ] = "LOL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Little Rubber Feet" ] = "LRF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laughing so hard my belly hurts" ] = "LSHMBH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Laugh to myself" ] = "LTM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Long time no see" ] = "LTNS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Long-term relationship" ] = "LTR" />
<cfset objMap[ "Love you like a brother" ] = "LULAB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Love you like a sister" ] = "LULAS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Love you with all my heart" ] = "LUWAMH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Love ya" ] = "LY" />
<cfset objMap[ "Love ya forever" ] = "LY4E" />
<cfset objMap[ "Male or female" ] = "MorF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Member of the same sex" ] = "MOSS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Member of the opposite sex" ] = "MOTOS" />
<cfset objMap[ "More to follow" ] = "MTF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Miss you so much" ] = "MUSM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Not a darn thing" ] = "NADT" />
<cfset objMap[ "No fucking good" ] = "NFG" />
<cfset objMap[ "No fucking way" ] = "NFW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Naked in front of computer" ] = "NIFOC" />
<cfset objMap[ "No problem" ] = "NP" />
<cfset objMap[ "No response necessary" ] = "NRN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Oh I see" ] = "OIC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Online love" ] = "OLL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Oh my God" ] = "OMG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Off the floor" ] = "OTF" />
<cfset objMap[ "On the other hand" ] = "OTOH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Off the top of my head" ] = "OTTOMH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Pretty awesome new stuff" ] = "PANS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Parents are watching" ] = "PAW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Public display of affection" ] = "PDA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Problem exists between chair and keyboard" ] = "PEBCAK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Problem is between keyboard and chair" ] = "PIBKAC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Pain in the ass" ] = "PITA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Private message" ] = "PM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Pardon me for jumping in but" ] = "PMFJIB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Put on a happy face" ] = "POAHF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Goodbye" ] = "::POOF::" />
<cfset objMap[ "Plain old telephone service" ] = "POTS" />
<cfset objMap[ "That stinks!" ] = "PU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Cutie" ] = "QT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Real life" ] = "RL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Rolling on the floor laughing" ] = "ROTFL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off" ] = "ROTFLMAO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants" ] = "ROTFLMAOWPIMP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off" ] = "ROTFLMBO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Role-playing games" ] = "RPG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Real soon now" ] = "RSN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Real time" ] = "RT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Read the fucking manual" ] = "RTFM" />
<cfset objMap[ "What's up" ] = "S^" />
<cfset objMap[ "Shit eating grin" ] = "SEG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Smiling ear to ear" ] = "SETE" />
<cfset objMap[ "Surfer-friendly" ] = "SF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Slaps head in disgust" ] = "SHID" />
<cfset objMap[ "Situation normal, all fucked up" ] = "SNAFU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Significant other" ] = "SO" />
<cfset objMap[ "Shit out of luck" ] = "SOL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Sick of me yet?" ] = "SOMY" />
<cfset objMap[ "Short on time" ] = "SOT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Short on time must go" ] = "SOTMG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Search the fucking Web" ] = "STFW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Search the Web" ] = "STW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Shut up" ] = "SU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Shut up and kiss me" ] = "SUAKM" />
<cfset objMap[ "What's up" ] = "SUP" />
<cfset objMap[ "Stupid wild-ass guess" ] = "SWAG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Sealed with a kiss" ] = "SWAK" />
<cfset objMap[ "Screaming with laughter" ] = "SWL" />
<cfset objMap[ "See you soon" ] = "SYS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thanks again" ] = "TA" />
<cfset objMap[ "That's all for now" ] = "TAFN" />
<cfset objMap[ "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch" ] = "TANSTAAFL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Take care of yourself" ] = "TCOY" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thread from hell" ] = "TFH" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thank God it's Friday" ] = "TGIF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thanks" ] = "THX" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thanks in advance" ] = "TIA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Tell it like it is" ] = "TILII" />
<cfset objMap[ "Talk to you later" ] = "TLK2UL8R" />
<cfset objMap[ "Too much information" ] = "TMI" />
<cfset objMap[ "Till next time" ] = "TNT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Til our paths cross again" ] = "TOPCA" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thinking of you" ] = "TOY" />
<cfset objMap[ "The powers that be" ] = "TPTB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Ta-Ta for now" ] = "TTFN" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thought that, too" ] = "TTT" />
<cfset objMap[ "Talk to you later" ] = "TTYL" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thank you" ] = "TU" />
<cfset objMap[ "Thank you" ] = "TY" />
<cfset objMap[ "You're a pain in the ass" ] = "UAPITA" />
<cfset objMap[ "You're welcome" ] = "UW" />
<cfset objMap[ "Very big grin" ] = "VBG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Very big shit-eating grin" ] = "VBSEG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Wild ass guess" ] = "WAG" />
<cfset objMap[ "What are you doing" ] = "WAYD" />
<cfset objMap[ "Welcome back" ] = "WB" />
<cfset objMap[ "Write back soon" ] = "WBS" />
<cfset objMap[ "Who died and left you in charge" ] = "WDALYIC" />
<cfset objMap[ "Wicked evil grin" ] = "WEG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Works for me" ] = "WFM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Wouldn't it be nice if" ] = "WIBNI" />
<cfset objMap[ "What the ?" ] = "WT?" />
<cfset objMap[ "What the Fuck" ] = "WTF" />
<cfset objMap[ "Way to go" ] = "WTG" />
<cfset objMap[ "Want to go private" ] = "WTGP?" />
<cfset objMap[ "What's up?" ] = "WU?" />
<cfset objMap[ "Where are you from" ] = "WUF" />
<cfset objMap[ "What you see is what you get" ] = "WYSIWYG" />
<cfset objMap[ "You'll be sorry" ] = "YBS" />
<cfset objMap[ "You gotta be shitting me!" ] = "YGBSM" />
<cfset objMap[ "Your mileage may vary" ] = "YMMV" />
<cfset objMap[ "You're welcome" ] = "YW" />