New ColdFusion 9: Centaur Free eCard Available (Saucy)

Posted October 3, 2007 at 9:35 AM

Tags: ColdFusion

Someone sent this image to me as the suggested basis for a new ColdFusion eCard given the fact that plans for ColdFusion 9 were just announced. I'm not crazy about the quality of the graphic, but hey, apparently these Centaur creatures are hard to photograph in the wild!


  
  
  

 
ColdFusion 9: Centaur eCard Available  
 
  
  

But, before I start fantasizing about ColdFusion 9, I better get my boss to upgrade us to ColdFusion 8!!

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Robert Rawlins
Oct 3, 2007 at 9:50 AM // reply »
54 Comments
219 Points

That image is far to confusing for a young man like myself... do I fancy her? SHOULD I fancy her? is it wrong? does she have normal lady parts?... Jeez Ben, Its making me feel all emotional, its like adolecance all over again.


Ben Nadel
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:05 AM // reply »
7,210 Comments
33,021 Points

@Rob,

Ha ha. It's funny you joke about that because after I got this image, I spent a little time looking for a hi-res image of the same nature and I came across threaded discussions that were all about that :) I remember one guy was like:

Centaurs are such poorly designed animals. Let's stay I start in the front and I am fondling the boobs. Then I want to move around to the back and suddenly the boobs are too far away!


tony petruzzi
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:11 AM // reply »
41 Comments
55 Points

At the risk of sounding like an ass.

Would it be possible if you put the "(saucy)" at the beginning of the title. Sometimes your titles are longer then FireFox live bookmark will allow and it gets cut off.


David Droddy
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:12 AM // reply »
32 Comments
1 Points

umm. . .shouldn't the CTO make the decision to upgrade?


Ben Nadel
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:12 AM // reply »
7,210 Comments
33,021 Points

@Tony,

No problem dude. I only view through things like ColdFusionBloggers.org, so it never occurred to me that titles would get cut off. Thanks for the heads up.


Tom Chiverton
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:37 AM // reply »
42 Comments
50 Points

Dude, where do you find images like that ?!?

Tis great though :-)


Ben Nadel
Oct 3, 2007 at 10:44 AM // reply »
7,210 Comments
33,021 Points

@macbuoy,

I wish :( That sort of stuff is not up to me.

@Tom,

Someone sent it to me.


Hussein Grant
Apr 25, 2008 at 7:11 PM // reply »
19 Comments
181 Points

LOL! When I say this picture, I was like, WHY THE HELL AM I ON A PORN SITE? Then I saw the ColdFusion 9 title and nearly died from laughter. Nice image though. :) ha ha


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