New SPAM Leverages Amazing Brain Functionality

Posted September 24, 2007 at 9:28 AM by Ben Nadel

I know I shouldn't be supporting SPAM in anyway, but this is just cool. I am sure that we've all seen those chain emails that go around with the garbled words that we can read with no problem thanks to the ability of the human brain to organize letters without effort. Well, recently, my SPAM has started to use a similar technique. Check out this email that came in this morning:

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When looking at this, I stumble a bit here and there, but for the most part, I can read this as if it were plain text. It's pretty awesome that my mind can just strip out the extra crap and present the words to me as plain, readable text. Again, I am just in awe of what the human mind is capable of.




Reader Comments

Sep 24, 2007 at 10:17 AM // reply »
211 Comments

Neo, follow the white rabbit...


Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 AM // reply »
16 Comments

i've seen loads and loads of this stuff recently too.. seems to stuff our spam filters every now and then Never really bothered to read it till now, but yes i agree with you, it is pretty cool..

Mat


Sep 24, 2007 at 11:07 AM // reply »
116 Comments

I've been getting spam like this for many months. You must be lucky!


Sep 24, 2007 at 11:14 AM // reply »
11,314 Comments

Yeah, this started a few days ago for me. But gotten about 20 messages since it started.


Sep 24, 2007 at 1:03 PM // reply »
32 Comments

But aren't you going to write a coldfusion function for fun that produces this spamy speak?


Sep 24, 2007 at 1:20 PM // reply »
211 Comments

Don't give him any ideas. Please!

:D


Sep 24, 2007 at 1:23 PM // reply »
42 Comments

@CoolJJ - Ask and you shall receive!

<cffunction name="toSpam" access="public" returntype="string" output="false">
<cfargument name="cleanText" type="string" required="yes" />
<cfset var spamChars = "'|,|_|-|+|*|.| " />
<cfset var lowerBound = 0 />
<cfset var upperBound = 6 />
<cfset var i = 0 />
<cfloop from="#len(arguments.cleanText)#" to="1" index="i" step="-1">
<cfif randRange(lowerBound,upperBound) LT ((lowerBound+1) /upperBound)>
<cfset arguments.cleanText = insert(listGetAt(spamChars,randRange(1,listLen(spamChars,'|')),'|'),arguments.cleanText,i) />
</cfif>
</cfloop>
<cfreturn arguments.cleanText />
</cffunction>


Sep 24, 2007 at 1:30 PM // reply »
11,314 Comments

@Dustin,

Niiiice :)


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