Lenny And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers (Vol. 13)

Posted May 18, 2007 at 3:25 PM by Ben Nadel

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Lenn And Bo, ColdFusion Programmers  
 
  
  

Hey dude! Check this out: if you put 58008 in a calculator and turn it up-side-down, it looks like "BOOBS"!

What are you, like 5 years old? That's like giggling when CFDump, CFLog, and CFFlush come up in the same sentence.

Oh my god! .... CFDump..... CFLog..... CFFlush.... that's goddamned brilliant!

You're like a retarded child.




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Simon Free
May 20, 2007 at 10:41 PM // reply »
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dude you could have used your office catch phrase, "i swear you are retarded!" You say that almost everyday to me.


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