Kinky Solutions Now Carries Saucy Content (Saucy)
Posted March 15, 2007 at 8:35 AM by Ben Nadel
I know that some times I write things or present graphics that offend people. I am sorry about that, but I can't really change the stuff that makes my life fun and lets me enjoy blogging. However, I can make it easier for you NOT to get fired at work while reading my blog. Going forward, anytime I have content that you wouldn't want you Boss to see when he walks behind your desk, I am going to put:
(Saucy)
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I don't know why, but suddenly, I want to go to the beach.... It's probably the warm weather.
So anyway, I hope that this is a good compromise. I can keep my content... you can keep your job :)
Reader Comments
Ben, dude! Stop apologising!!!! Who cares if you offend a few people, it's your blog and your soapbox so say whatever you like and let the thought-controllers and fascist censorship monkies say whatever they want, just ignore 'em. If people are offended by what you write then tough bananas for them! Not once have I read anything on this blog that could be deemed offensive by any rational standard. Some people just like to find things to complain about. This is your blog and you have the perfect right so say any-effing-thing you like :-) Besides some cute booty always brightens up my day - almost as much as your CSV import function!!!
@Ed,
I appreciate the support (and that you like my CSV import stuff)... I figure this compromise takes so little effort that I can keep my content and still make a few more people happy.
... The booty ain't going nowhere ;)
The only problem i can see from this is that i am now going to be looking for the entries that are "Saucy" rather than the technical ones. I cant help it, boobies help me learn!
Arf arf. I couldn't agree more Simon!! :-)
little suggestion.
put (Saucy) at the beginning of the title. When using the live bookmarks in firefox (Saucy) gets cut off.
This I can do.
Ben,
Could you make a list of all your previous saucy entries - so that I know which ones to avoid :P
Ha ha ha ha :)
On another subject, Ben do you know an easy way to convert all those annoying smart quotes into normal HTML? I've tried various things but can't seem to get the chr() values correct. Some say is 145-148 some say it's 8212 and 8211. If you've got any ideas I'd be grateful cuz I'm stuck :-(
I think i usually just go the 8212 and 8211 route. Let me check my Form scrubber.... (a bit of my UDF):
for (LOCAL.Key in FORM){
// Trim the field value.
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Trim(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ]);
// Since we want to store regular quotes in the database, lets make
// sure we don't have any escaped quotes in the submitted values.
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], """, Chr(34), "ALL");
// We don't want to store lame-ass Micorosoft characters since they
// never display correctly on the screen cross-browser. Replace the
// special characters that Microsoft uses.
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8217), Chr(39), "ALL");
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8216), Chr(39), "ALL");
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8220), Chr(34), "ALL");
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8221), Chr(34), "ALL");
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8211), "-", "ALL");
ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ] = Replace(ARGUMENTS.Form[ LOCAL.Key ], Chr(8212), "-", "ALL");
}
... Yeah, I just use those extended characters. I guess you just have to attach each "instance" individually and figure out what the actual character is and what is should be.
see...from boobs came code...genius
What's wrong with the standard .. NSFW ... saucy ... come ON.
Cause I didn't know what NSFW meant. Are you trying to insult my intelligence? You know, what's not safe for work???? That kind of attitude!
Just messing with you. But seriously, not sure where that standard came from. Never heard of it before someone started yelling at me about my stuff.
haha, sorry Ben, NOW YOU KNOW. Replace Saucy with NSFW, Not Safe For Work ... a little background ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSFW
But NSFW makes me make assumptions about "your" work place. "Saucy" makes a judgment about the content, not the environment from which it will be viewed. Subtle difference.
I just wish I could be one of the girls in your dreams.
Gwen





