I Am Soooo In The Wrong Profession; I Should Have Been A Bad-Ass Ninja!

Posted January 8, 2007 at 6:55 PM

Tags: Life

This is the most bad-ass video I have ever seen. It's a school that teaches you how to be a Ninja.... or to translate into English, it's a school that teaches you how to be a bad-ass!

View Google Video: Ninja Training Camp

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Jan 8, 2007 at 8:46 PM // reply »
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That's good stuff. Once I watched that, I started browsing other ninja videos...check this one out: "Most Questions to Ninja" - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5489319697638606636


Jan 8, 2007 at 8:49 PM // reply »
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That's good stuff. Once I watched that, I started browsing other ninja videos...check this one out: "Most Questions to Ninja" - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5489319697638606636


Jan 8, 2007 at 9:38 PM // reply »
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Well, it's pretty cool, but I think they're training gymnasts - not bad asses. When I lived in Texas, one of the Aikido Dojos I trained at happened to be in a Gymnastics center, so we saw a lot of that (although it was mainly 6 year old girls - so it didn't look quite so bad ass!).

From what I've seen over the years, the bad asses are the guys why just smile, center and wait while you do the Ninja stuff. They're the ones you REALLY don't want to mess with :->


Jan 9, 2007 at 7:35 AM // reply »
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@Boyan,

That's some pretty fun stuff... why? Because I'm a ninja!

@Peter,

Yeah, 6 year old girls - not as bad-ass.... but this raises an interesting question: If I were a ninja, what would I tell people my "day job" was. I think gymnast is the perfect cover; that way no one would suspect that all of my crazy skills are meant for ninja-ing.


Jan 10, 2007 at 8:45 AM // reply »
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Well, At least you are a RegEx ninja . . .

http://xkcd.com/c208.html

:->


Jan 10, 2007 at 8:48 AM // reply »
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Ha ha, that is too cool !!


Jan 10, 2007 at 8:50 AM // reply »
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Well, At least you are a RegEx ninja . . .

http://xkcd.com/c208.html

:->


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