The ColdFusion Application Server Tagline Contest ($50 Amazon Gift Card)
Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:38 AM by Ben Nadel
This morning, I woke up filled with excitement over how awesome the ColdFusion application server is. Typically, I express this excitement in my code; but this morning, I wanted to express my feelings graphically. So I sat down, opened up Adobe Fireworks, and came up with this:
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The only problem is, I can't think of anything clever to say in conjunction with this imagery. As such, I thought I'd hold a little tagline contest. Suggest a tagline in the comments below and enter to win a $50 Amazon gift card. On July 1st, a winner will be selected from the tagline suggestions.
Reader Comments
Buck up!
Save a developer, take a ride with ColdFusion? lol
ColdFusion Application Server
Unleash your code cowboy
ColdFusion Application Server
Ride the Code-eo
ColdFusion Application Server
Tame your bucking applications
ColdFusion Application Server
Ride 'em Code Boy
Enjoy The Ride
1.
code powny
get on it!
2.
powny up!
Enjoy the cfide!
Tame Your Apps
I vote for Candace's "Ride 'em Code Boy".
How'd the girl in the graphic manage to get her sock on upside down?
How about "Rock out with your sock out"?
'Because girls like this won't ride PHP: Hyptertext Preprocessor'
+1 for Unleash your code cowboy
"The Da ColdFusion Code"
hey i m just looking inside my mind's database n took this one from my favorite movie "The Da Vinci Code".....dont take it personally if it is good one...but i like it....
by the way....Thank you !
ColdFusion Application Server:
You're in for a hell of a ride.
ColdFusion Application Server:
So potent that this woman was just impregnated with bytecode.
ColdFusion Application Server:
You'll either make tons of money with it or end up in the hospital. Either way you'll empress the crap out of your employers.
Impress, yikes.
ColdFusion can be so Hot
"It might be COLD in front, but not when my ass is on U".
I say it as I see it. :-)
Okay, more seriously... "ColdFusion is so comfy you can code in just your socks!" :-)
Na, I prefer the previously suggested "Ride 'em codeboy". (Even though it's a girl in the photo)
that is just creepy gary.... seriously
ColdFusion Application Server:
Ride her 'till you cfpuke!
ColdFusion - The most powerful thing you'll ever have between your legs that doesn't run on batteries.
Yeah, it's more targeted to the female demographic, but still...
Here's my batch...
ColdFusion Application Server: Because Ben said so, that's why.
Is gooder'n grits.
Save money on the bull, ride a codeboy.
It's so powerful you'll lose your right leg!
ColdFusion Application Server: Easier to use than Adobe Fireworks, apparently.*
*Sorry, couldn't help it haha!
ColdFusion Application Server - Grab the code by the horns and ride'em like a cowgirl all day and all night long!
Chill Fusion ~ Cold Server
1) kick off your shoes, mount up, and hold on, this is gonna rock your word. YEEHAA!
2) Riding since 1995
3) I'd ride that
4) Making rapid development this much fun since 1995
ColdFusion Application Server.
Because sometimes you need a powerful back end to get the job done.
We listened to what you wanted, and we delivered. Coldfusion Application Server. Now with free-riding cowgirl.
1)She'll be on the bull longer than it'll take you to write your code.
2) The bull wasn't powerful enough for her so she chose ColdFusion.
1) Save time. Ride ColdFusion.
2) Make it look easy. Ride ColdFusion.
3) Ride ColdFusion: Leave everyone wondering how you did it.
4) ColdFusion: Code with one hand and still beat everyone.
Coldfusion: Fast Apper Upper
I meant to say, Coldfusion: Faster Apper Upper
TAME THE BEaST
<cfinsert action="pump" />
What I like to think about it in the morning. Also pictured: some big white text.
I have to say Bart's first tagline is really good:
"ColdFusion Application Server.
Because sometimes you need a powerful back end to get the job done."
There's No Bull when ColdFusion is around!
Hmm, not sure I wake up thinking about this but .....
Coldfusion, RAD that you can do in your socks.
Coldfusion bucks tired code and makes RAD, "rad" again.
Coldfusion does the job done even with someone riding your back.
If your tired of your boss always riding your back, move to Coldfusion and become a champion coder.
buck the admin. enjoy the shiver.
Don't worry nerds...ColdFusion won't go down on you either!
'Cos chicks love a CFDev..
Or perhaps, 'Cos PHP would never get you a girl like this
ColdFusion Application Server
"The power you've been looking for"
"Ride your way to faster development"
"Develop amongst the brave"
Coldfusion Application Server: "Take the bull by the horns"
ColdFusion Application Server:
An app like that deserves a good ride
Cover charge $10
Shots of Tequila $20
A chance to feel the power of ColdFusion - priceless
"Saddle Up!"
"Like a pack mule on heat"
ColdFusion App Server
"Yes. It's just like that."
"Boring website?"
"Does your website... need something?"
"Dull website?"
ColdFusion App Server
Or if you're targeting devs in a trade rag:
"For a different breed of developer."
CF Apps. No Bull; just code.
or
Spurred on to faster development
or
Experience the power!
one more...
Unbridled Development
ColdFusion will never die, so let's all ride on!
Entry 1:
This used to be my girlfriend. Then she said she found someone else who could supply all her needs. Damn you ColdFusion (or FML).
Entry 2:
If you use it, they will come.
(Now this sounds like a Kinky Solution)
ORMG
"If this fat chick can't break it, your crappy code won't either"
Coldfusion Application Server - Powering the Ho Down
ColdFusion Application Server: It Rocks!
"Well, I tell ya chum - ColdFusion is like the sterling silver saddle of JUSTICE that developers use to purr their creamy righteousness over the freshly bucked metaphor of mechanical CATTLE."
That entry, however, may only make sense to followers of this blog.
Coldfusion Application Server...Bucking Awesome.
Coldfusion Application Server...cftry it out, we'll be there to cfcatch you when you're cfthrown.
Caption: Proof that ColdFusion Application Server performs well under a heavy load.
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<cfset application.appname='discoRodeo'>
<cfobject name="objOfLust" component="model.buxomBlonde">
<cfset hotornotScore = 7>
<cfset defaultGeekInterestLevel = 9>
<cfset responseRate = hotornotScore * defaultGeekInterestLevel>
With CF, you can get off early.
+1 for the Tick reference :)
How about ---
Coldfusion Application Server :
Will mend your pants for you!
Coldfusion Application Server:
It even powers Brokeback Mountain
Programmer: Cfapp, I'd like to introduce you to someone. We call her "The Heff", but not Heff as in Playboy. It's "Heff" as in small cow. You can say no if you want to...
Sexy Cowgirls Love ColdFusion!
ColdFusion Application Server. More Bang For Your Buck!
LOL, my vote goes to "More Bang For Your Buck!". Nice work, @Bart!
And the winner is, by random (ColdFusion-powered) selection:
Candace - Unleash your code cowboy
Congratulations Candace! I'll be getting in contact with you via email.
On a personal note, I have to say that the one that had me just tearing up was:
Steve - Rock out with your sock out.
Of course, this might be because I was recently talking to someone about Harold and Kumar in which Niel Patrick Harris says, "Jam out with your clam out"... but that's probably not appropriate :)
Wow!! Thanks so much!! There were some really funny ones. I had a lot of fun with this. Thanks for holding the contest, Ben! :)
