The Tick On ColdFusion

Posted May 14, 2010 at 8:33 AM by Ben Nadel

Tags: ColdFusion

The Tick on ColdFusion - because I didn't have enough time to do any coding this morning.


  
  
  

 
Well I'll Tell Ya Chum - ColdFusion Is Like The Sterling Silver Ladel Of Justice That Developers Use To Pour Their Creamy Righteousness Over The Freshly Picked Strawberries Of Digital Evil.  
 
  
  



Reader Comments

Eric Cobb
May 14, 2010 at 9:14 AM // reply »
13 Comments
122 Points

Yep, that about sums it up.

;)


Mike Hodgson
May 14, 2010 at 9:30 AM // reply »
2 Comments
19 Points

Too awesome! Stealing this for my Twitter background :)


Ben Nadel
May 14, 2010 at 9:33 AM // reply »
11,241 Comments
75,368 Points

@Mike,

Ha ha, no problem :)


Justin Carter
May 14, 2010 at 9:46 AM // reply »
45 Comments
196 Points

ROFL! Ben, that's awesome. That's wallpaper worthy :)


Jason Fisher
May 14, 2010 at 10:13 AM // reply »
131 Comments
586 Points

awe. some.

Thanks, Ben ;)


Todd Rafferty
May 14, 2010 at 10:37 AM // reply »
211 Comments
842 Points

It's a TRAP! He's using this post to test out his new Facebook widget!


Wendy
May 14, 2010 at 10:46 AM // reply »
74 Comments
787 Points

{{{Tick love}}}

(Did I already lend you my live-action Tick DVDs?!? If not, I can bring them down this weekend...)


Brian W.
May 14, 2010 at 1:33 PM // reply »
11 Comments
114 Points

I should have been working, but your post inspired some much-needed procrastination!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/50269134@N08/4607049838/sizes/m/

Too bad I couldn't upload the full size :-\


Ben Nadel
May 14, 2010 at 1:49 PM // reply »
11,241 Comments
75,368 Points

@Brian,

Ha ha ha, awesome!!


Tom Jenkins
May 17, 2010 at 8:41 AM // reply »
14 Comments
164 Points

Haha my boss just needed an urgent explanation for a client who wants to know why we still use CF ... I emailed him the above image :D

Perfect timing :D


Ben Nadel
May 17, 2010 at 8:53 AM // reply »
11,241 Comments
75,368 Points

@Tom,

Awesome :) This is top-grade marketing material!


Anooj
May 29, 2010 at 5:55 PM // reply »
4 Comments
40 Points

Ben,

A sad news, My client dropped the whole idea of upgrading their server to CF8 as it couldn't stand the load of concurrent ldap connections. We had a bad week with 2 days of server downtime and the CF8 was restarting over and over again. Either CFLDAP in CF8 is badly performing when compared to CFMX7 or their is some bug. ADOBE didn't answer out SOS. We lost the chance :(


Ben Nadel
Jun 7, 2010 at 10:36 PM // reply »
11,241 Comments
75,368 Points

@Anooj,

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that! I don't know anything about LDAP really, but I know some people who do. Sorry we missed the window :(



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